Hi! I’m Jennifer. I am looking to rebuild my life this time with a dream of allergen-free housing, comedy shows, and book tours, after surviving lead poisoning, mold poisoning, and chemical poisoning from my last landlord of 11 years.
There are three parts to this dream.
- Allergen-Free Housing Budget & the funds to secure a place
- Budget for the seed money to produce the tours.
- Congress and Senate - government talks on more landlord regulation and municipal regulation on inspectors who take bribes. Expenses for talks, research, travel, and courses to develop new laws as sample legislation for presentation.
Why do you need an allergen-free housing Budget and the funds to secure a place?
I have been in eight hospitals and countless hotels in the last three years due to unfortunate events. I have developed an acquired taste for our medical system, proposing the rewriting of new laws to improve it. And my money has run out.
Having something so terrifying as getting sick from lead poisoning from my apt made me realize life is short so make sure you are doing what you want to do. I’m meant to bring a book into the world inspired by my medical debt journey, and turn my ideas into new legislation.
The CDC says lead poisoning is an epidemic, and I’ve learned with not enough resources to get help, and 90% of America is in medical debt and in need of new legislation; this is a critical issue not just affecting me.
I’ve learned you can lose all your resources, but you can gain them back as long as you don’t lose your vision.
I haven’t gotten many resources back. I need these funds to buy my next personal resources. This is like a fire that demolished all your stuff, but your renters' insurance doesn’t cover this type of claim. My belongings were damaged in this process, and there are key business assets I need to repurchase just to reboot my business and career. I need to repurchase personal items for my apt and medical needs not covered by insurance. With an eye on bigger things, I keep my vision close. So this GoFundMe isn’t about a book coach, even though it’s on the business list, it’s also about rebooting my life….creating a successful fresh start with my needs.
My motto is first for you, then for others. The housing is for me. The tour plus the Congress talk is for others. I’ve healed. Now its time to finish this chapter for a new one to start.
What kind of things are included in your budget of minimum $60,000 and up to your ideal of a $2.5 million dollar seed money budget?
If everyone in my network donated $100, I would have a $5 Million dollar budget fiscal amount that exceeds the $2.5 million ideal. So if you received a free copy of the book,
“The WRATH Report - Mustard Seeds of Courage To Stand UP for What’s Right, Even When You’re Not Yet Believed,” please consider donating at minimum $100 or better to welcome in new goals. I’m messaging 501,000 in my alumni networks so please be open to donating and receiving wonderful perks in the process.
The $100 suggested donation helps us pay the tax bill on the fundraiser at the end of the fundraiser and the transaction fees. Money donated is legally considered a gift on this site; however, for large donations, we give a gift to you in return.
How is your Funny Life Coach Productions company different than all the mental health shows and self help books that are out there in the marketplace?
Transformational Comedy is several layers greater on the laughter and emotional spectrum than normal mental health comedy. Mental Health comedy feels like therapy sessions and drudgery, reminding you of personal growth programs that didn’t work. In effect, its triggering while everyday comedy feels like junk food. Transformational comedy is like a gourmet meal.
We prefer our style of humor and character comedic archetypes with their corresponding social habits that anyone over age 22 can master. I invite you to challenge yourself to embrace this type of comedy.
What are the gifts you can earn by donating?
$30,500 THE WRATH REPORT plus your business on all our merch and programs as a sponsor of the tour for a year. Rotation of newsletter sponsorship for as long as the newsletter is live.
$250,000 The WRATH REPORT plus one available runner of three monologues in one Don’t Mess With Me Franchise shows. Additionally, a four-business strategy session is included to ensure the audience really gets your exposure without selling and still being considered entertainment. Maximum four spots for this program. No royalties are given for this exposure marketing product. Included in rotation of newsletter sponsorship for as long as the newsletter is live.
What is the timeline for receiving the higher amount of gifts?
They will be discussed with the sponsoring donor and scheduling TBD at that time with mutual understanding of schedules.
What are the things you are planning to spend money on with this fundraiser?
The budget line items include but are not limited to…
~ Food, Fuel, and Franchise As You Go Support
~Pay for admin time and creative development time for shows for Jennifer and Team of 4.
~90 weeks of shows (with breaks at off-beat times) touring all historic theatres circuit domestically and internationally.
~Merch and website development for cool swag for the show franchise.
~Rent for theatres and Promotions Investments
~Costuming and Promotions Clothing for shows and staff promotional wear and picture meet and greets.
~ Props for shows
~ Signage, Postage, and Printed Materials
~Paperwork filings, Visas, Permits, Licenses …the legal stuff
~Fees for Tradeshows, Conferences, Research and Development, and Retreats for marketing exposure and referral partners, and creative show design
~Public policymaking, travel, course expenses, and lobbying meetings.
~Book editor and writing coach
~Directory Lists Subscriptions
~Hotel Accommodations at $200 a night budget not covered by Historic Theatres for Jennifer and staff.
~Payback of initial video production and skill building $20,000 startup budget re-imbursed
~Twenty percent founder’s admin fees for Jennifer for her time and talents.
What kind of research is left to be done on your dream?
But I keep my eye on the vision of a tour and changing healthcare to motivate me during this time.
Comedy writing for healing, the process of giving and receiving, was the mechanism that got me through some dark medical debt days, when it lasted for 13 years and is still here. Now I teach comedy writing for healing for others, and I want to do more. By writing these three books and advocating for change in legislation is a mission I rise up to everyday creating joy with every new email sent and follow-up.
Travel needed for research: Ireland, New York, Washington, DC, Philadelphia, Springfield, IL, and Maui. These locations have archives needed for sources for the book, and they are not featured online. Editors are needed. Publishers. Even though some immediate medical debt expenses are dire as well, this fundraiser is also the seed money for the three-book series and comedy book tour.
The ultimate dream is to present the book and new legislation on a stand-up and book talk back tour. Thank you for contributing to my health needs and my dream to make it better for others.
The total amount is bigger, as this is a large project. But every little bit counts to get the first, second, and third stages off the ground. The amount fundraising covers a huge portion of the necessary needs in the first two stages.
If the past Obamacare writers wrote about accessibility, this is about affordability and dissolving the need for medical debt. Thank you for contributing to my GoFundMe.
What is your mission for the Congress talk? Sounds cool, but is it unrealistic? Like, who do you know in your network to not have this be a pipedream, like your Auntie calls it?
I conceptualized the Congress talk on December 13, 2020, with a 60 single-spaced outline of research and actualization bullet points to follow. Aside from the trips above, we are working on a body of work that can’t be denied. We know what we are doing and will consult many dinners with colleagues to get feedback and polish before we present to the government. Systemic changes need to happen, and we have the full faith of a very motivated team on a contract basis to get us moving.
As for my Auntie, I love her and always will, but every time she tells me I’m living a pipedream, I end up achieving it. SO we look forward to painting the sky with some colorful zestful singing pipes soon.
Praise for the Wrath Report, not from my Auntie:
"A GREAT READ. It's several issues of fraud with the same subjects. I like that Jennifer is a voice for the unheard, the not believed. The satire on insurance is good, too. And you clutch your pearls in some parts with suspense." Rochelle Thundercloud
“She is worth every penny.” Dr. Thomas, Marketing and Business Client
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